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you trust me.
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... scare the neighborhood children. After 15-20 minutes, rub your face with a warm washcloth and you'll see the dead skin balling up. It’s kinda gross, and kinda cool all at the same time. Your skin will ...Wednesday, 07 July 2010 -
for the OhMiBod.
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... Yes, playlists, so you can have a rave in your private parts. I’m such a luddite, instead of a song, I’d probably end up playing an audiobook and falling asleep. There are reviews for OhMiBod on ...Wednesday, 30 June 2010 -
for french fries.
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... my friend Kristen. She politely tells me she can’t talk right now because she’s busy, I need to grow up, get a real job and quit calling her every ten minutes – then she slams the phone down. What could ...Thursday, 25 March 2010 -
for denim trends.
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According to all the 10 pound fashion magazines, the newest trend this spring is denim. Jeans must be faded with whiskering, holes, metallic paint, tie-dye, and bleach splotches -- while dark jeans are ...Thursday, 18 March 2010 -
for new sheets.
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... soft, but totally untokeable.) I’m grateful for new sheets because of the endless possibilities. I’m going to infuse mine with Alli so I can lose pounds while I’m in bed sleeping or – eating pizza. That’s ...Friday, 05 March 2010 -
for technological advancements.
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... advancements because I always know who’s calling and more important, I know who to avoid. I can’t imagine going back to the pre-caller ID stone age. Although, as much as things change and technology advances, ...Friday, 19 February 2010 -
for my health.
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... this whole thing is what it’s called. Swine Flu needs a new publicist, it should be re-named “Princess Flu.” I wouldn’t have any problem calling in sick to work with Princess Flu. So far I'm flu-free, ...Wednesday, 16 December 2009 -
for chocolate cake shots.
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... much, she thought she’d look sexy dancing on the bar, and ended up slipping, and falling face first into a trashcan.) Pour in equal parts Frangelico and Absolut. Coat the lemon wedge with sugar. Now here’s ...Monday, 23 November 2009 -
for martinis.
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... straddling this donkey piñata? D) Why are his roommates calling me Juan Valdez and asking me to get them a coffee? Later in the day, information slowly starts to trickle in via texts, emails, Facebook ...Friday, 13 November 2009 -
for rebellious girls.
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... these girls developed a spiritual calling. Historians have recently discovered the church’s dirty little secret. Convents were hiding places where Venice’s well-born, single girls could reside and enjoy ...Tuesday, 27 October 2009 -
for baby showers.
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My Birkenstock loving co-worker keeps nagging me to watch her childbirth DVD. She says giving birth is the most beautiful thing in the world. I assured her it wasn’t beautiful, not even if she had professional ...Friday, 18 September 2009 -
for the right to bear arms.
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... summer. Now I’m older and I’m completely over it. I could care less. I’m fine. But every so often, when one of those girls shows up on my Facebook page, jokingly calling me “Chewbacca Nipples,” I laugh ...Thursday, 17 September 2009
| Forget about rainbows and unicorns, I’m grateful for double martinis, single men and pretty much anything covered in chocolate or cheese. This gratitude journal is anonymous because the stuff that tends to fall out of my head and land on the page makes HR departments cringe -- and guys lose my number. |
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