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for Barbie.
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... had plastic surgery. Fine, but her face is totally expressionless, can you say Botox addict? Barbie has had more than 120 inspirational careers. Which sounds nice, but it really, it means that bitch can’t ...Wednesday, 23 June 2010 -
for snakes, sperm and foreskin.
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... labor over creating that name?) is an ingredient incorporated into a facial cream that promises to mimic the paralyzing effects of Botox, and soften wrinkles. Thanks, but I’m going to take a passssssssssssssssss. ...Thursday, 03 June 2010 -
for Hello Kitty wine.
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... hair clips, AK-47 and we’ll celebrate her 35th birthday. Maybe for her 40th birthday she’ll release a product so we can look as good as she does, like Hello Kitty Botox. Today I’m grateful for Hello Kitty ...Tuesday, 04 May 2010 -
for simple cures.
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... Botox is a simple cure for depression. (Duh, of course Botox treats depression, who isn’t happier with less wrinkles?) That means, as soon as I can figure out how to get diagnosed with depression, my insurance ...Thursday, 22 April 2010 -
for homemade beauty treatments.
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... say Botox, and have skin that’s so soft and glowing, you’ll look like you just had a quickie. So let’s go with that, and call it Quickie Oatmeal Facial Just make some oatmeal according to the package directions ...Thursday, 04 March 2010 -
I don’t need a spritz.
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... Simpson - smells like low IQ “Vintage” Kate Moss - smells like she needs to eat a sandwich “Now & Forever” Joan Rivers - smells like Botox “Kiss” Kiss - smells like the band needs money “Halle” Halle ...Wednesday, 30 December 2009 -
for political activism (pt.2)
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The Houston Chronicle just published a story about the proposed Botox tax, or Botax. I scooped them months ago, so I thought I’d re-post my blog to prove that I’m a visionary – a visionary who’s ...Tuesday, 22 December 2009 -
for political activism.
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... We’re talking nose jobs, Botox, tummy tucks, lipo, boob jobs and even teeth whitening. Listen up U.S. government, don’t be afraid of the Italian mafia, or the Russian mafia, fear the labia mafia. Dr. ...Thursday, 03 September 2009
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