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  1. I can keep a secret.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... hats at a craft fair. Patty promised, crossed her heart and hoped to die, stick a needle in her eye, she wouldn’t tell anyone – that girl can keep a secret. I’m grateful I can keep a secret, and I think ...
    Monday, 28 June 2010
  2. for Girl Scouts.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    Girl Scouts are 12 year-old marketing geniuses. Donald Trump could take notes from these girls because they know how to spot a broken business model and revise it within an inch of its teeth. Girl Scouts ...
    Monday, 15 February 2010
  3. for #@$%!

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... over for dinner, there better be an ATM close by -- I could be bankrupt before my first breadstick. I distinctly remember the first time I used profanity. I shared a dirty limerick in my Girl Scouts meeting ...
    Friday, 02 October 2009
  4. for bad childhoods.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    I hate my friend Kristen, and it’s all her fault. She has the mom I want. While Kristen’s mom was hunting down matching thread so she could hand-sew merit badges on her daughter’s Brownie uniform, my mom ...
    Thursday, 01 October 2009
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