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  1. for girls who love food.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... is like an itchy sweater you can’t take off. There’s nothing worse than investing months of your time with a new BF(possibly)F only to discover she’s completely batshit. Managing a needy girlfriend quickly ...
    Monday, 19 July 2010
  2. for Obsessed Moms.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... this week. Conversely, my brave (and fertile) friend Dawn has traded in all of her neutral furnishings for an adorable baby girl. If I had a newborn, I’d obsess over the important things like getting rid ...
    Friday, 09 July 2010
  3. for good booze news.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... I don’t have to work hard, I can just drink my way to the top. Next time I’m out with a bunch of girlfriends and we order our second – or third bottle of wine, I know just what to say. “Let’s toast to ...
    Friday, 02 July 2010
  4. for Two Leaves and a Bud.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... call them up. I spoke with a really nice girl who introduced me to Jasmine Pearls. Forget about eHarmony, Two Leaves and a Bud is where you’ll find something you’ll love waking up to every morning. That’s ...
    Friday, 11 June 2010
  5. for Boeuf Bourguignon.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... I’m grateful for Boeuf Bourguignon and Morrigan, because she has all the qualities in a woman I admire. The girl can cook and drink, what more could you ask for? Except maybe to be invited over to house ...
    Thursday, 27 May 2010
  6. my grandma isn’t as much of a weirdo as I thought.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... One girl called a locksmith because she forgot she shoved her keys in her bra when she went out drinking. She lost an entire set of keys in her bra? I’ve never lost my keys in my apartment, how big are ...
    Wednesday, 28 April 2010
  7. I can be the voice of reason.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... so I can be the voice of reason for all of you party girls out there. Please trust me when I say, “Never, never, never – even if it makes perfect sense at the time, never do anything on a dare, particularly ...
    Tuesday, 20 April 2010
  8. Great Minds Drink Alike.

    Category: Members Lounge/Members Lounge

    Last night I was out with friends (yes, we were drinking) and we made a list of the most outlandish things they've done to meet guys. As a self-proclaimed dating expert I can say each and every one of ...
    Sunday, 11 April 2010
  9. for denim trends.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... simply out, out, out. These hard and fast fashion rules leave a girl wondering, what do I wear with faded denim? Should the fit be loose or snug? And the most important question of all -- if stonewashed ...
    Thursday, 18 March 2010
  10. for Morrigan Aria.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    I have a confession. In high school, I was best friends with a girl I didn’t like all that much. I’m embarrassed to admit why, because it’s despicable, but I know you won’t judge me, so here goes… I stayed ...
    Wednesday, 10 March 2010
  11. The mention of bacon made me think of you!

    Category: Members Lounge/Members Lounge

    Submitted by cocktail girl Nikki McDaniel: I saw this drawing, and the mention of bacon made me think of you! I love your blog so much, it is freaking hilarious. I have yet to try any of the recipes, but ...
    Sunday, 07 March 2010
  12. I don’t need energy drinks.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... isn’t some freakish dynamo, the girl is an energy drink addict. Kristen’s tried a few brands, and by a few -- I mean every energy drink created in North America, South America and possibly a few drinks ...
    Wednesday, 24 February 2010
  13. I’ve learned my lesson.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... product for seven years, he still hasn’t found a girlfriend. Vaibhaav Beddie is claiming that Axe’s racing marketing campaign lead him to believe the product would help him find his true love. Okay, I’m ...
    Tuesday, 23 February 2010
  14. for Valentinis.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... be surrounded by my closest girlfriends, so cupid can suck it. I serve amazing appetizers loaded with garlic and onions (basically all the stuff lovers have to avoid) and one brilliant cocktail, the Chocolate ...
    Friday, 12 February 2010
  15. for new appliances*

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    *I’m not talking about something that tucks away in a nightstand – shame on you. Keggerators, it’s time for you to do the gentlemanly thing, step aside and make way for the girlie addition to the home ...
    Thursday, 28 January 2010
  16. for equal rights.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... have equal opportunities in the workplace because what’s good for the goose is good for the gander… no wait, what’s good for the gander is good for the goose, no…if a girl wants to take a gander at a guy’s ...
    Friday, 22 January 2010
  17. for Teanne Harris.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... Teanne Harris deserves to have schoolgirls pray to her and statutes erected in her likeness for her unbelievable act of forgiveness. Six days before her wedding Teanne’s groom called off the marriage. ...
    Tuesday, 05 January 2010
  18. I don’t need a spritz.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... them, and say you’re wearing the newest celebrity fragrance “Hangover” by Gratitude Cocktail Girl. That’s why I’m grateful I don’t need a spritz.  ...
    Wednesday, 30 December 2009
  19. for military men.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... least we can do to give “it” up as well. Single girls, don’t let the terrorists win, it’s your patriotic duty to sleep with a service man to thank him for protecting our personal, religious and most important, ...
    Friday, 18 December 2009
  20. I like to sleep in late.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... no matter how big your lightening rod is, we couldn’t be together. This girl likes to sleep in late. Friends can’t understand why I own a full set of blackout curtains, but no where near a full set of ...
    Wednesday, 02 December 2009
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