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  1. for innovative ice cream flavors.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... flavors because there’s one kooky scoop I left off the list I actually feel compelled to try. You know where I’m going with this. (Drum roll please) Bacon ice cream, and I’m going to make it myself. David ...
    Thursday, 01 July 2010
  2. for Butch Bakery.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... pretzels. Rum and Coke- a rum-soaked madagascar vanilla cake with cola bavarian cream Old Fashioned- an orange-soaked whiskey cake with lemon curd filling. Home Run- a peanut butter cake with banana bavarian ...
    Thursday, 13 May 2010
  3. I’m not a total sucker.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... lines and makes my teeth sparkle. But every once in a while, I’m not a total sucker. When my friend sent me a link to “St. Botanica Lady Secret Serum” (thank you Stephanie) even I was a bit skeptical. ...
    Tuesday, 11 May 2010
  4. for my big mouth.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    This weekend I went shopping and I watched a girl leave all the clothes she didn’t want in a crumbled mass on the dressing room floor. I really hate littering, and while this isn’t quite the same thing, ...
    Monday, 05 April 2010
  5. for Lotus Vodka.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... and ginseng (whatever in the heck those things are.) Now we’re talkin’ about vitamins I can remember to take every day. Here’s a recipe for the “Red Lotus Cosmo” or what I prefer to call it “Centrum21 ...
    Friday, 26 March 2010
  6. for Morrigan Aria.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... Meyer's Dark Rum. Don't bother with the various shades of Bacardi here. Meyer's Dark. Or half Meyer's Dark and half Over-proof Rum. What's over-proof rum, you ask? That's another story. Stir. Add ice. ...
    Wednesday, 10 March 2010
  7. Meet my new buddy Morrigan Aria.

    Category: Members Lounge/Members Lounge

    ... glass!) 1 oz orange juice 1 oz pineapple juice 1 oz grenadine 2-3 oz Meyer's Dark Rum. Don't bother with the various shades of Bacardi here. Meyer's Dark. Or half Meyer's Dark and half Over-proof Rum. ...
    Sunday, 07 March 2010
  8. for Girl Scouts.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    Girl Scouts are 12 year-old marketing geniuses. Donald Trump could take notes from these girls because they know how to spot a broken business model and revise it within an inch of its teeth. Girl Scouts ...
    Monday, 15 February 2010
  9. for nicknames.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... – A grumpy, depressed guy whose only saving grace – was that he was hung like a donkey. I’m grateful for nicknames because they’re the Cliff Notes of why each and every one of those guys was a bad choice. ...
    Monday, 11 January 2010
  10. for my guy friends.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    The main reason I’m not a lesbian is because, well, how do I put this delicately? Women are crazy. We never say what we mean or do what we say. On the opposite spectrum, men are about as difficult to read ...
    Friday, 08 January 2010
  11. for Teanne Harris.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... be priest-freindly since men of the cloth are rumored to go commando under their robes in summer.) My letter will respectfully request that his Popey-ness put forward Miss Teanne Harris for sainthood. ...
    Tuesday, 05 January 2010
  12. I don’t follow trends.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... checking their levels to see if they need a new injection. This year, the newest fashion trend isn’t designer handbags, shoes or jeans. The latest, hottest, most popular fashion trend is, drum roll please ...
    Monday, 28 December 2009
  13. for Christmas cocktails.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    I’d like to share a holiday story with you about Christmas cocktails, festively titled: “Eggnog: A Cautionary Tale” Today, after all the presents are opened, empty Christmas stockings crumpled into the ...
    Friday, 25 December 2009
  14. for competitions.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... an amazing rump, but she’s dumb as a stump.) If the Miss America organizers continue to insist it’s not about rewarding beauty, but celebrating our country’s most accomplished, intelligent, well-spoken, ...
    Thursday, 24 December 2009
  15. for padded bras.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... the winner is, (insert drumroll) Concealing Petals! That’s a name chicks will like, they love getting flowers don’t they? Some people believe the padded bra was invented in the Victorian era, but archeologists ...
    Wednesday, 11 November 2009
  16. for my conscience.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... is making my heart palpitate and my stomach grumble. Oh. Wait. Chef Michael’s meals are for dogs. Never mind. Love Always, Gratitude Cocktail Girl For those of us who’d rather spend their time in the mall ...
    Tuesday, 03 November 2009
  17. for rebellious girls.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... make a Harlequin Romance novelist choke on her crumpets. The church looked the other way while these girls wore high fashion, low-cut dresses, took unchaperoned gondola rides and entertained the male visitor ...
    Tuesday, 27 October 2009
  18. for Abel Gonzales Jr.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... then plops them into a deep fryer. These balls of nirvana are served up in a cardboard boat plain (the way God intended) or flavored with garlic, grape or cherry. Rumor has it, they taste like a mix between ...
    Friday, 09 October 2009
  19. for the Learning Annex.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... and it was giving me a major migraine, while everyone else was breathing it in like it was a bong load of purple kush. An ancient Indian boom box played a warbly tape of drum beats, as a tall Native American ...
    Thursday, 08 October 2009
  20. bleu cheese martini

    Category: Members Lounge/Members Lounge

    Cheese & Booze?   I don’t think my heart can take it. 3 ounces of freezing Grey Goose vodka. 3 olives stuffed with crumbled bleu cheese. 1 toothpick that makes your heart pitter-patter. This site ...
    Saturday, 01 August 2009
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