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  1. for girls who love food.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... becomes a full time job with no benefits, overtime or vacation days. Luckily, I’ve created a scientific method for auditioning perspective girlfriends. Simply ask your new pal to dinner and if she turns ...
    Monday, 19 July 2010
  2. for documentaries.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... powerful herbicides and the realities of modern farming. The Hobart Shakespeareans - A passionate educator inspires his students from Central Los Angeles. Wordplay - A fascinating look at the decidedly ...
    Tuesday, 13 July 2010
  3. I don’t need a facial.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... with an application of lightening cream.” I understand this treatment is intended to be silly, and giggly and girlie, but my skin is pretty sensitive. Once I wore panties washed in Tide and had an allergic ...
    Tuesday, 29 June 2010
  4. I can keep a secret.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... embarrassing, it doesn’t scratch the surface of the mortification I experienced. Last night I shared a story with Patty about something horrific that happened to me after I tried on several hideously ugly ...
    Monday, 28 June 2010
  5. for my Brazilian.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... hour and half had passed and I had the straightest, silkiest, sexiest, hair you’ve ever seen. I’m pretty sure she had to sacrifice a cat in a shampoo bowl, and I’m okay with that because for the first ...
    Monday, 21 June 2010
  6. for pretty little bras.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... last count) 87 garments -- nary a baggy, saggy or haggy item in the bunch. I don’t feel sad anymore that I wasn’t born breast blessed, because I can splurge on Agent Provocateur and La Perla, or skimp ...
    Wednesday, 16 June 2010
  7. for household tips.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... water and rub as though the spoon were soap. A man’s penis is like a homeless cat, if you pet it, he’ll show up on your doorstep every night. I’m grateful for household tips like these because I can’t ...
    Monday, 14 June 2010
  8. for Two Leaves and a Bud.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    I have no idea what catechin polyphenols are, or what epigallocatechin gallate is but apparently you can find them in green tea. These unpronounceables are powerful anti-oxidants which manage to do some ...
    Friday, 11 June 2010
  9. for Joe Niekro.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... finally taught me, and we worked on it a lot,'' Chelsea explained. "I love throwing it. My catcher says it's so nasty.'' Chelsea is only 12, and even though I don’t understand stats, I know hers are ...
    Thursday, 10 June 2010
  10. for Sea of Shoes.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... for Sea of Shoes because Jane blissfully illustrates how style is a hodge-podge, and can be found in an obscenely expensive couture item or with a stuffed cat. I have no idea how she does it, but no one ...
    Tuesday, 25 May 2010
  11. for Tactical Nuclear Penguin.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    I’m inextricably attracted to men with altruistic goals. There’s something about a guy who dedicates his life to the betterment of mankind -- that’s why I have the hots for Jim Watt and Martin Dickie, ...
    Monday, 24 May 2010
  12. for the Mooncup.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    Some web addresses are easier to remember than others. I like to think GratitudeCocktail.com is catchy, but it’s got nuthin’ on LoveYourVagina.com, a website for a girlie product called Mooncup that American ...
    Wednesday, 19 May 2010
  13. I’m not a total sucker.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... grateful I’m not a total sucker because I might have missed the fact that the long list of rave reviews (conveniently located on the site) are all penned in a similar writing style. Here’s my favorite ...
    Tuesday, 11 May 2010
  14. I’m a big sissy.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... like a cinnamon roll or a tootsie roll, but this roll is covered in scores of spikey needles that pierce through the delicate skin on your face. What’s now described as mildly uncomfortable was in the ...
    Monday, 10 May 2010
  15. for Hello Kitty wine.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... Miss Kitty (I’m assuming she’s single, hence the need for a “shoulder massager”) teamed up with Torti Tenimenti Castelrotto, a well respected, award winning Italian winery located in the highly regarded ...
    Tuesday, 04 May 2010
  16. for Chocri.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... or nightmares depending on what type of diet you’re on. This is how it works: First, you select your chocolate -- milk, white or dark. Then you add up to six toppings from categories like fruit, spices, ...
    Friday, 30 April 2010
  17. pretty is as pretty does.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... she’s Catholic) and she always, no matter how icky she feels, greets her babies when they wake-up with a smile. Babies are like little mirrors that reflect back onto us. So it makes sense researchers can ...
    Friday, 23 April 2010
  18. for simple cures.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... there’s that side effect of fewer wrinkles I forgot all about. If I can’t get my insurance to pay for Botox, my cure for depression has always been pretty uncomplicated. (Except for the Mr. Bubble allergic ...
    Thursday, 22 April 2010
  19. I can be the voice of reason.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... (and not limited to): kissing girls, getting hideous tattoos, eating ice cream with crunchy cat food topping and the worst drunken dare category of all, “I dare you to drink one just more shot.” Next time ...
    Tuesday, 20 April 2010
  20. for Cinderella Me.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... catch, the shoes don’t have to be home by midnight, but it’s just as restrictive. The company is based in the UK -- those limey tootsies have all the luck. Cinderella Me is still worth a look, with dozens ...
    Monday, 19 April 2010
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