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  1. I have a charmed life.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    Last night I couldn’t find my laundry detergent. In the past I’ve misplaced my keys, my purse, my glass of wine and my mind, but never a five-pound jug of Tide. So I put on my stained sweatpants (the reason ...
    Friday, 25 June 2010
  2. for Barbie.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    I know I shouldn’t be jealous of other girls, but does it still count if she’s an inanimate object? Turns out Barbie just received $540,780 in bling (I need to quit using the word bling since I just heard ...
    Wednesday, 23 June 2010
  3. for comeback stories.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    Summer 2010 brings us something more horrifying than the remake of Nightmare on Elm Street. Brace yourself, 1990’s fashion is making a comeback -- I may never be able to fall asleep again. I’m okay with ...
    Tuesday, 15 June 2010
  4. for the Boyfriend Pillow.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    When my friend Kristen sends a package to my office, I never, ever, never open it until I get home. In the past she’s sent me an inflatable sheep (with strategically placed openings for my animal pleasures), ...
    Tuesday, 08 June 2010
  5. for the Hug E Gram.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    When a TV show tells me to stay tuned, from now on, I'm going to change the channel.  I just caught a commercial for the Hug E Gram -- and ironically, I could use a hug right about now because I’m ...
    Monday, 07 June 2010
  6. for clever cocktail recipes.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    Scintillating conversationalists don’t need to serve clever cocktails. I, on the other hand, usually get drunk before my guests arrive so I need the cocktails to speak for themselves. Here are a few cocktails ...
    Monday, 17 May 2010
  7. for Hello Kitty wine.

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    She still looks like a kitten to me, but Hello Kitty turned 35 this year, and just like Brittney, she’s wants you to know she’s all grown up. First, she released her Hello Kitty vibrator -- she says it’s ...
    Tuesday, 04 May 2010
  8. for mango salsa.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... and cocktails. What could go wrong? The answer is simple – me and my big mouth. I asked everyone if they had any diet restrictions, to which they basically all said the same thing “I don’t eat (insert ...
    Thursday, 29 April 2010
  9. for beer cocktails.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... something I would love on a warm summer day. I’m grateful for beer cocktails -- I mean, ale-tails, because after a few, I’ll be singing “hoppy days are here again.” Okay, after a few ale-tails, I’m a sucker ...
    Tuesday, 27 April 2010
  10. for TED.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    I’m going to share a secret with you, every once in a while, my brain needs a pep talk. (Okay, in the spirit of full disclosure, my brain needs an entire cheerleading squad to bonk me over the head with ...
    Wednesday, 21 April 2010
  11. for Goop.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    Have you ever been prepared to dislike someone? I mean, you practice your indifferent smirk in the mirror, the perfect “hmmmff” (and hair toss combo) in case you encounter her, and when you actually meet ...
    Thursday, 15 April 2010
  12. for More cupcakes.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    As always, I’m running late. I can either write this blog about life-changing cupcakes, or shave my legs before I go out…Okay, black tights it is. I’m the self-proclaimed Christopher Columbus of cupcakes ...
    Tuesday, 16 February 2010
  13. for Sweet Potato Queens’ Big-Ass Cookbook (and financial planner.)

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    When I receive a cookbook as a gift, it’s most likely a gag gift because my friends know when I cook, I use the smoke alarm as a timer. But I fell in love the moment I cracked the spine of the Sweet Potato ...
    Wednesday, 03 February 2010
  14. for signature drinks.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    Men’s Health Magazine ran an article naming the most unhealthy restaurant menu items across the US, and my beloved cocktails were not immune from this calorie counting witch hunt. They named the most offensive ...
    Wednesday, 20 January 2010
  15. for my changing taste in men.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... and dip it in celery salt. I’m grateful for my changing taste in men and cocktails otherwise I’d still be trying to figure out how to make a drink out of a McDonalds hot apple pie, pixi sticks and a box ...
    Monday, 18 January 2010
  16. for Bakon Vodka.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... you’ll be a swine-swill convert. It’s smooth and smokey, clean and crisp and it makes cocktails I thought only existed in heaven. (BTW if heaven doesn’t have a bar, it’s not technically heaven.) Personally ...
    Friday, 15 January 2010
  17. for hangover cures.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... is a new day, and a new night to drink some more cocktails. That’s why I’m grateful for hangover cures.  ...
    Friday, 01 January 2010
  18. for New Year’s Eve 2010.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    Ahhhh…the most famous drinking day of the year. You’ve gotta love a holiday synonymous with champagne and cab rides home. It’s also synonymous with DUI checkpoints, so if you plan on drinking and driving ...
    Thursday, 31 December 2009
  19. for Christmas cocktails.

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    I’d like to share a holiday story with you about Christmas cocktails, festively titled: “Eggnog: A Cautionary Tale” Today, after all the presents are opened, empty Christmas stockings crumpled into the ...
    Friday, 25 December 2009
  20. for military men.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... sexual freedoms. God Bless America! PS: If you're a serviceman reading this, help out your fellow grunt and forward this to as many women as you can, just use this link: http://www.gratitudecocktail.com/previous-cocktails/168-today-im-grateful ...
    Friday, 18 December 2009
Forget about rainbows and unicorns, I’m grateful for double martinis, single men and pretty much anything covered in chocolate or cheese. This gratitude journal is anonymous because the stuff that tends to fall out of my head and land on the page makes HR departments cringe -- and guys lose my number.
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