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I can admit I have a problem.
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... admit I have a problem, but I still need an intervention. I can’t quite muster up the courage to toss my $58.00 Dior eye shadow I bought last summer. If there’s a five second rule for cookies, can’t there ...Thursday, 08 April 2010 -
for pot brownies.
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I just read an article that said senior citizens are the new stoners, as huge numbers of people over the age of 50 are now using marijuana -- for medicinal purposes (wink, wink, cough, cough). Seniors ...Tuesday, 06 April 2010 -
I can cook -- if I have to.
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... when I’m too busy lazy to make a trip to the store. I can bake killer chocolate chip cookies. While I’m speaking figuratively, Nestle makes killer chocolate chip cookies literally. Samples of their cookie ...Thursday, 25 February 2010 -
for Girl Scouts.
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... it has to be good. They’re described as delightfully tart, hearty cookies sweetened with creamy, white fudge chips. I guess I’ll order a box, and like I do every year, throw them in my garbage can. Then ...Monday, 15 February 2010 -
for Voodoo doughnuts.
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... 100 different varieties of donuts including some covered in crushed Butterfingers, Oreo cookies, Nestle Quick powder, Tang, Bacon (yes, I said bacon) and even the famously repellent Robitussin doughnut, ...Friday, 29 January 2010 -
for my drug of choice.
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... first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem, so here goes. “Hello, my name is Gratitude Cocktail Girl, and I’m an addict…don’t they serve coffee and cookies at theses meetings?” I can’t get ...Tuesday, 29 December 2009 -
for chutzpah.
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... him with warm cookies, patted him on the hand, and softly whispered in his ear, “if you hurt my granddaughter, I’ll cut ya.” That’s why I’m grateful for chutzpah. ...Tuesday, 15 December 2009 -
for sexual harassment training
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... her mucus plug. 2. My boss cannot force me to have sex. But my boss can force me to bend over, grab my ankles and buy wrapping paper or cookies or whatever fund raising crap his kid’s school is selling. ...Wednesday, 18 November 2009 -
I’m an optimist.
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... like the James T. Kirk of diets, boldly going where no man has gone before. Cookies, cabbage soup, master cleanse, Zone, blood type, grapefruit, you name a diet, I’ve tried it. Except for one – and I hear ...Monday, 09 November 2009
| Forget about rainbows and unicorns, I’m grateful for double martinis, single men and pretty much anything covered in chocolate or cheese. This gratitude journal is anonymous because the stuff that tends to fall out of my head and land on the page makes HR departments cringe -- and guys lose my number. |
| sign up for cocktails (why not, it's free) Get tasty cocktail recipes, girlie tips and if I'm not too hung over, I'll send out occasional members only emails to show my gratitude.
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