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for girls who love food.
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... is like an itchy sweater you can’t take off. There’s nothing worse than investing months of your time with a new BF(possibly)F only to discover she’s completely batshit. Managing a needy girlfriend quickly ...Monday, 19 July 2010 -
for Camelflage.
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... of girl. She’s more of a mow down the entire orchard with a flamethrower, destroying every carbon-based life form in her path type of gal. So when she sent this, I wasn’t exactly sure what she was trying ...Thursday, 15 July 2010 -
for emails from friends.
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... that’s how I roll. Girls Night Out (forwarded by Ellen Steinberg) Some 40-year-old girlfriends discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally, they agree to meet at the Ocean View Restaurant, ...Monday, 12 July 2010 -
for ballpark hotdogs.
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Forget about bars, clever girls know where hot guys migrate every season like spawning salmon. I’m talking about major league baseball stadiums. When I’m not chasing after a Derek Jeeter doppelganger, ...Tuesday, 18 May 2010 -
my grandma isn’t as much of a weirdo as I thought.
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... One girl called a locksmith because she forgot she shoved her keys in her bra when she went out drinking. She lost an entire set of keys in her bra? I’ve never lost my keys in my apartment, how big are ...Wednesday, 28 April 2010 -
for Goop.
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... her parents or talk shit about her famous friends – what a bitch! Say what you want about Gwyneth, but the girl is brave. She’s putting herself out there, and there’s no shortage of sniping girls (and ...Thursday, 15 April 2010 -
I love to nap.
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... evidence that I’m a genius. Researchers at NASA just announced a new scientific finding: napping actually makes you smarter. From now on you may refer to me as Dr. Gratitude Cocktail Girl MD, Ph.D. In ...Tuesday, 13 April 2010 -
for my big mouth.
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This weekend I went shopping and I watched a girl leave all the clothes she didn’t want in a crumbled mass on the dressing room floor. I really hate littering, and while this isn’t quite the same thing, ...Monday, 05 April 2010 -
for the Budget Babe.
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... parking space in front of her house. Every girl should have a friend who knows someone, who knows someone, who can get her a deal, and for those of you who don’t know Lisa Sardisco, meet the Budget Babe. ...Friday, 19 March 2010 -
for eavesdropping.
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For the record, I’m not sure when penis lollipops, wiener sunglasses, glow in the dark dicky sippers and games like pin the pecker on the porn star became all the rage for bachelorette parties. My friend ...Tuesday, 09 March 2010 -
The mention of bacon made me think of you!
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Submitted by cocktail girl Nikki McDaniel: I saw this drawing, and the mention of bacon made me think of you! I love your blog so much, it is freaking hilarious. I have yet to try any of the recipes, but ...Sunday, 07 March 2010 -
I don’t need energy drinks.
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... isn’t some freakish dynamo, the girl is an energy drink addict. Kristen’s tried a few brands, and by a few -- I mean every energy drink created in North America, South America and possibly a few drinks ...Wednesday, 24 February 2010 -
I’ve learned my lesson.
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... product for seven years, he still hasn’t found a girlfriend. Vaibhaav Beddie is claiming that Axe’s racing marketing campaign lead him to believe the product would help him find his true love. Okay, I’m ...Tuesday, 23 February 2010 -
for Bootie Pop.
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... department can rejoice. Flat-bottomed girls, say hello to your lil’ friend, Bootie Pop padded panties. Not since the invention of the remote-control g-string has there been an undergarment that’s received ...Wednesday, 17 February 2010 -
for cold oven pound cake.
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Every girl should have a recipe for a fool-proof cake that tastes so good, it sends all other cakes into therapy to deal with their inferiority complexes. And most important, it’s so easy to make, a complete ...Thursday, 11 February 2010 -
I know what’s in a name.
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Last night I had a guy in my bed. He cuddled with me all night, kept me warm until the sun came up and then he got up to use his litter box – I’m cat sitting again. This cat has his moments when he’s affectionate, ...Monday, 08 February 2010 -
for Giada De Laurentiis.
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... not her fault she looks like she never met a McGriddle in her whole life. So I decided I push past my bigotry and see if a skinny girl could actually cook. Not only can she cook, she cooks like a morbidly ...Friday, 05 February 2010 -
there’s a cure for SW
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... and self-medicate with some serious online shopping. The Wall Street Journal lists the “big three” merchandising sites in order of popularity as: Amazon.com Ebay.com Walmart.com Sometimes a girl suffering ...Tuesday, 26 January 2010 -
for pearl necklaces.
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... they manage to have some necklaces that could fit into a professional girl’s budget. (And by professional I don’t mean hooker, what is it with you and the overly-obvious sexual references?) For those ...Thursday, 21 January 2010 -
for political activism (pt.2)
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... Beret or Navy Seal more dangerous than a woman denied her lip injections, she’ll kill you just as soon as look at you. Sincerely, Gratitude Cocktail Girl If our email campaign doesn’t work, we’ll just ...Tuesday, 22 December 2009
| Forget about rainbows and unicorns, I’m grateful for double martinis, single men and pretty much anything covered in chocolate or cheese. This gratitude journal is anonymous because the stuff that tends to fall out of my head and land on the page makes HR departments cringe -- and guys lose my number. |
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