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  1. you trust me.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... look and feel like you’ve had chemical peel, only without the chemicals. I’m grateful you trust me…but just in case you don’t, go ahead and Google Miracle Whip facial. Loads of women swear by it, and no, ...
    Wednesday, 07 July 2010
  2. for red wine (again).

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... only drink wine medicinally, however, the snotty wine reviewers are going crazy for this hooch. Just do a Google search and you’ve never seen so much stuff about soft and juicy undertones, rich raspberry, ...
    Monday, 29 March 2010
  3. there are two sides to every story.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... the G-spot is real, and if a man can’t find it, it’s not the woman’s fault. Who knows, maybe the Brits were looking for it on Google maps? No matter which side you believe, I’m grateful there are two sides ...
    Tuesday, 16 March 2010
  4. for Google searches.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... we only have to check his Google search history. Keeper Searches How to invest my millions Romantic restaurants Will my extremely large penis be uncomfortable for her? Unique ways to propose 24-hour donut ...
    Wednesday, 03 March 2010
  5. for New Year’s Eve 2010.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... tonight -- avoid the Taco Bell drive-thru. Cops hang out there just to bust people, it’s like shooting drunken fish in a barrel. I wanted to start the year with some resolutions, and according to Google, ...
    Thursday, 31 December 2009
  6. for yypos -- I mean typos.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... to my eight year-old niece was turned into an international incident. I meant “Double dog dare” but wrote “double dong dare” and after a few Google searches on her part, I was in the double dong dog house. ...
    Wednesday, 04 November 2009
  7. for June 4th.

    Category: GCG Articles/Favorites

    ... Louboutin pumps holding a martini. Little girls all across America will say, “Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a spinster!” As a side bar, in the 90’s there was a card game called Old Bachelor. I googled ...
    Friday, 11 September 2009
Forget about rainbows and unicorns, I’m grateful for double martinis, single men and pretty much anything covered in chocolate or cheese. This gratitude journal is anonymous because the stuff that tends to fall out of my head and land on the page makes HR departments cringe -- and guys lose my number.
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