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I’m one of those annoying people who wakes up happy every day. I'm grateful for the simple things in life. (Not butterfly kisses and unicorns, but Spanx, dirty martinis and pretty much anything covered in chocolate or cheese.) I'm anonymous because HR departments completely overreact when I say benign stuff like, my boss sucks donkey dicks. And basically, I need a job because booze doesn’t grow on trees.
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