We live in amazing times. Technology generously hands us the answers to life’s most difficult questions at the click of a button. These days, when it comes to dating, it’s so (insert your preferred expletive -- I have too many favorites to chose only one) easy to decipher the keepers from the creepers. While our fore-sisters had to search their boyfriends pockets, wallets or collars for incriminating evidence, we only have to check his Google search history.
Keeper Searches
How to invest my millions
Romantic restaurants
Will my extremely large penis be uncomfortable for her?
Unique ways to propose
24-hour donut shops
Creeper Searches
Can I boil hot dogs in bong water
Why does it burn when I pee
Star Trek conventions 2010
How to defraud the unemployment department
MySpace
Nowadays you don’t have to be Veronica Mars to suss out weather or not you’ve found a decent guy. I’m grateful for Google searches because after looking for stretch-mark cream, moustache bleach and “is there such a thing as bacon cookie dough?” I’m (insert your second favorite expletive) smart enough to hit “clear history.”
That’s why I’m grateful for Google searches.