Looks like the newest way to save the planet is to quit all the tree hugging, and start humping. There's a bunch of green products (no, not green M&M’s, even though those could work in a pinch) hitting the market that are sure to make even the most ardent environmentalists drop their granola bars to take a tumble in their hemp sheets.

Here are just a few:

Cruelty-Free Condoms: VeganCondoms.com has a long list of earth-friendly condoms and where you can buy them. Seriously, you don’t want to know what most condoms are made from and I’m not going to tell you --  so just stop reading. Okay, you’re asking for it. They’re made from animal byproducts and they even do animal testing – I’m not going to say I told you so, but that’s disgusting right?

Eco Friendly Bondage: A company called Twisted Monk offers a hemp bondage rope -- it's vegan certified and allergen-free. Or, if you’re into spanking, any bottom will be sure to thank you (sir may I have another) if you use a recycled rubber whip from eartherotics.com.

Natural Lube: Most personal lubricants contain toxic ingredients that have been linked to yeast infections. Try a natural brand like Liquid Goddess, because even if you’re not into being earth friendly, you’re probably into being vagina friendly.

Solar Powered Vibrator: No. I’m not making this up. You can buy one here. I’m not sure how it works, but my guess is that it’s probably easier to use than an eco vibrator that’s attached to a wind turbine.

I’m grateful for eco-friendly sex because now I have a new pick up line. I can walk up to a hot guy, give him a vegan condom and ask him if he’s interested in saving the planet, one quickie at a time.

That’s why I’m grateful for eco-friendly sex.