I’m pretty sure PT Barnum said “there’s a sucker born every minute” about 59 seconds before my mom gave birth to me. When it comes to beauty products I’ll buy anything that plumps my lashes, reduces fine lines and makes my teeth sparkle. But every once in a while, I’m not a total sucker. When my friend sent me a link to “St. Botanica Lady Secret Serum” (thank you Stephanie) even I was a bit skeptical. Not only does this company make some wild product claims, they refuse to say which country the product is produced, provide the full list of ingredients and the FDA has never heard of them – color me a bit suspicious.

Good thing the website takes the time to explain the product clearly and concisely. “Lady Secret Serum makes repoductive tract and its organs to generate natural lubricants and also stimulate them to take your sexuality to the new peaks. St. Botanica Lady Secret is made up for those women who never flinch and always enjoy their sexuality like a Marathon!”

Well that explains everything. I’m grateful I’m not a total sucker because I might have missed the fact that the long list of rave reviews (conveniently located on the site) are all penned in a similar writing style. Here’s my favorite comment, “hey i used this product its amazing it tights my p#$$@ like m a virgin for years .i m a prostitute and its good for me.” Even a sucker like me can’t argue with that type of empirical evidence – however, I won’t be ordering Lady Secret Serum any time soon, even though I “never flinch and always enjoy sexuality like a Marathon!”

Today I’m grateful I’m not a total sucker.