The people at the “Guinness Book of World Records” must have a lot of time on their hands because according to the Examiner, they just awarded a Russian woman with the title, world’s strongest vagina. (Damn, I can’t believe someone beat me to it.) If you’re anything like me, you’re wondering “just how brawny is the world’s strongest cooter? How do they judge these things? Why am I reading about this garbage? I hope no one is looking over my shoulder at work. How do I erase my internet history?”

Tatiata Kozhevnikova easily lifts 14 kilograms with her girlie bits which is, wait…let me do the math…about…WTF!! 31 pounds. If you’re anything like me, you’re squeezing your legs together while making an owie face. (I can’t even lift a 25 pound bag of charcoal over my shoulder if burgers are involved.) Tatiata describes her strict workout regimen in this video. It’s all in Russian, so you’ll have to take my word for it, but it took her 15 years, and some customized dumb bells you aren’t going to find at your local Bally’s.

So what’s this mini-Hulk’s motivation? After giving birth she wanted to do more than just your average kegels, so she read up on the ancient Dao practice of using a small wooden exercise ball to flex muscles -- down there. She kept increasing the weights and the rest is hoo-ha history. If you’re still anything like me you’re thinking this would make a great Sex and the City 3 plot line for Samantha. I’m grateful for determined women because we can obviously do anything we set our vaginas, I mean, minds to.

That’s why I’m grateful for determined women.