Frankly, I’ve been walking around in a daze since Dr. Oz told me my favorite make-up could kill me. Turns out those tiny particles in mineral make-up make their way into our lungs and scar the tissue. Since I’m a fan of breathing, I’ve found a treatment for my complexion that works so well, I can go foundation-free. Now here’s the part where you’re going to have to trust me, it’s a Miracle Whip facial.

No, I haven’t been drinking or eating bad potato salad, I’m telling you, this chemical-free  treatment really works. Just slather a thin layer of the white stuff (sorry, you have to use Miracle Whip, other brands don’t work) all over your face. The vinegar acts as a peel and the mayo part acts as moisturizer. The fumes can be strong and your eyes may water, so walk around the house or go outside and scare the neighborhood children. After 15-20 minutes, rub your face with a warm washcloth and you'll see the dead skin balling up. It’s kinda gross, and kinda cool all at the same time.

Your skin will look and feel like you’ve had chemical peel, only without the chemicals. I’m grateful you trust me…but just in case you don’t, go ahead and Google Miracle Whip facial. Loads of women swear by it, and no, I haven’t been drinking. Although, now that you mention it…

That’s why I’m grateful you trust me.