Ladies, my friend Kristen just sent me a link to a product that’s got our backs -- and our fronts, Camelflage, the panty that hides camel toe. Before I go on, Kristen isn’t a beat-around-the-bush kind of girl. She’s more of a mow down the entire orchard with a flamethrower, destroying every carbon-based life form in her path type of gal. So when she sent this, I wasn’t exactly sure what she was trying to tell me, but I digress.

The skinny on these panties is that they provide much needed discretion under tight clothing – to prove their efficacy they even have before and after pics. Which made me forget about Kristen and start to wonder if just like hand and foot models, are there labia models, and what in the heck do their portfolios look like? But once again, I digress.

The concept is simple, Camelflage sews an insert into their panties so your lady bits stay smooth which could be a godsend if you’re one of those girls who walks around all the time in tight exercise pants. Which makes me wonder if they’ll ever make Ballflage boxers for guys who walk around in yoga pants -- but I’m done digressing because that last visual makes me slightly ill. I’m grateful for Camelflage panties because I’m going to assume Kristen wears them and loves ‘em. And until she gets her own blog and can fight back, from now on I’m going to refer to her as my friend, Mrs. Moose Knuckle.


That’s why I’m grateful for Camelflage.